tooruoikawa:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

lynseylynsey:

At the beginning of the evening, I had dropped the contents of my purse, we were running extremely late, I had the bladder equivalent to a 4 yr old and our seats for the Paul concert were nearly at the top of the stadium, but it turned out to all be meant to be as on my 3rd bathroom break, a wonderful lady gave me tickets for front row seats and I had the time of my life with some really awesome friends. Gonna cherish this evening forever 💖 #wehavetotellyousomething #paulacknowledgedmyexistence #vikingfuneral #costponcertdepression #icandiehappynow

At the beginning of the evening, I had dropped the contents of my purse, we were running extremely late, I had the bladder equivalent to a 4 yr old and our seats for the Paul concert were nearly at the top of the stadium, but it turned out to all be meant to be as on my 3rd bathroom break, a wonderful lady gave me tickets for front row seats and I had the time of my life with some really awesome friends. Gonna cherish this evening forever 💖 #wehavetotellyousomething #paulacknowledgedmyexistence #vikingfuneral #costponcertdepression #icandiehappynow